~Dilapidated Epiphany~astrophysicists interpret supernova explosions, predicting widespread tulipmania preceding depravity. Heliotropes co-opt Apollo's photonic splurge. Saxophones erupt, spouting elliptical arpeggios. Harpsichords loop spirophonic tapestries upon rooftop amphitheaters. Upended spatulas spin, disrupting hyperspace. Parachutes whisper plutonium's scripture, imploded temptress's psalm. Republican politicos implement Operation Gipper: Presidential replicants wallop dyspeptic poodles, shar-peis, whippets. Unimpeachably warped pachyderms spray tapioca, splattering hospital vampires slurping plasma; bicuspid scalpels performing liposuction, rhinoplasty, lithotripsy upon unsuspecting patients. Alphabeteers practice Oulipian wordplay, cryptically transposing pronouns, catapulting prepositions. Hyperlinked synapses sprout multiple protuberances: phalluses, rumps, nipples, proboscises. Spielberg dispenses triceratops scallipini, homespun velociraptor soup. Wampum-happy cinematographers misrepresent Pocahontas. Napoleon plays imperator, contemplating Pythagoras, hyperbolas, trapezoids. Oppenheimer's apocalyptic isotopes erupt. Copernicus uproots Ptolemy's epicycles, opening planetary crypts. Plumed serpents repopulate pyramids; Zapata inspires peasant uprisings. Springsteen spray-paints |
