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Oh, Just A Few Tid Bits About
Me Well golly, I'm just your stereotypical South OC tireless wireless high tech low life bottomless pit of wants & needs kinna fella that doesn't respond well to authoritative direction. Intuitively, I consistently practice better living through utter denial combined with a steady diet of peanut butter and xanax sandwiches. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Friends and family would tell ya I'm a premature post traumatic interface database cyberspace fanatic due to my super cool heat seeking smart ass bomb kinna attitude. Like I give a damn what common folk think. People always asking me "what's your problem dude, ignorance or apathy?" Truth is I just dont know, and I really don't care. And, those of you that think you know everything, are annoying to those of us that do. My global perspective is that indeed, all the world's a stage but most folks are desperately unrehearsed. We have far to many freaks and not near enough circuses to gainfully employ them. But shux, I'm really just a mouse studying to win the rat race of society and I constantly feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe to which I don't belong. Both my analyst and therapist are working on a stradegy for that one. _____________________________________________________  _____________________________________________________ Chicks universally dig me cuz I'm sincere, humble, honest, and a strict Vagitarian. Doesn't hurt I'm worth a couple million, I suppose. (At least that's what I tell them). , it's not like Kali4yna girls are remotely interested in how much dough a dude has, right? So I'm sure it's the sincere vagitarian thing. Oh so proud to brag I'm a self made man, started out with nothing & still have most of it left, so that's cool. I work hard at my job as a dihydrogen monoxide deionizer engineering technician with a fire hydrant manufacturing company realizing millions on welfare depend on Me. The benefits are groovy but you can't find parking anywhere around the damn place. Most my pals and chums consider me pseudo psychotic except for my closest friends deep inside the earth, thus I constantly plead contemporary insanity. They're all just jealous because the voices only talk to me so I have this fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid. _____________________________________________________ Basic Fleeting Vocational Abilities When I'm not record producing, making feature motion pictures or fulfilling my international modeling contract, I am a test pilot for classified aircraft. (Stemming from stints with the CIA, DIA and NSA and stuff). When not perfecting neurosurgery techniques or calculating
my latest LHC electro-magnetic gravitational big bang black hole theories,
I'm a pro surfer, mountain climber, ultimate fighter champion and volunteer underwater fire
fighter!
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_____________________________________________________ Spare Time Activities and Endeavors Music Production - I've been a big shot hollywood music composer and record producer for over 1000 years discovering such greats as Elvis, The Jackson Five, The Beatles, Garth Brooks, Benny Goodman, Ethel Merman and The Atomic Fleas to name a few. I enjoy implementing various online marketing experiments with hopes of forecasting future music related trends and fads.  _____________________________________________________ Google Directory Music Editor - I'm the Google ODP directory editor for California musicians, artists, bands and DJ website submissions.  _____________________________________________________ Netscientia Corporation - I'm forced to work part time for these ungrateful slave driving corporate scoundrels only because I need the extra snack money.  _____________________________________________________ And Dig This! I'm a part time preacher and founder of my very own Church! With over a quarter million unique hits per month, we now have a database membership of over 2 million wayward souls! 
_____________________________________________________  --- 4 Degrees of Separation --- -- Ription Blues Project -- Just a solo internet music marketing experiment involving various tunes and image trials and tribulations via online band related networking sites _____________________________________________________ |
