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Oh, Just A Few Tid Bits About
Me Well, I'm just your stereotypical South OC tireless wireless high tech low life bottomless pit of wants & needs kinna dude that does not respond well to authoritative direction. Intuitively, I consistently practice better living through utter denial and a steady diet of peanut butter and xanax sandwiches. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Many friends and family see me as a premature post traumatic interface database cyberspace fanatic due to my super cool heat seeking smart ass bomb kinna attitude. Like I give a damn what common folk think. People always asking me "what's your problem dude, ignorance or apathy?" Truth is I just dont know, and I really don't care. And those of you that think you know everything are annoying to those of us that do. My global view is that all the World's a Stage, but most folks are desperately unrehearsed and there are far to many freaks and not near enough circuses to gainfully employ them. But hell, I'm really just another mouse in the rat race of society yet constantly feel like I'm diagonally parking in a parallel universe to which I do not belong. My therapist is helping me on that one. Chicks universally dig me cuz I'm humble, honest, sincere and a strict Vagitarian. Does not hurt that I'm worth a couple million, I suppose. (At least that's what I tell them). But heck, it's not like California girls are remotely interested in how much dough a dude has, right? So I'm sure it's the sincere vagitarian thing. I am proud to say I'm a self made man, I started out with nothing & still have most of it left, so that's cool. I work very hard at my job with the local fire hydrant manufacturing factory realizing millions on welfare depend on Me. The benefits are good but you can't ever park anywhere around the damn place. Most my friends think I'm psychotic, except for my closest friends deep inside the earth, so I constantly plead contemporary insanity. They're all just jealous because the voices only talk to me and I have this fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid. _____________________________________________________ Basic Fleeting Vocational Abilities Well, when I am not jamming, making feature motion pictures, or fulfilling my International Modeling contract, I am a test pilot for classified aircraft, (Stemming from my stint with the CIA, DIA and NSA of course). When not perfecting neurosurgery techniques, or calculating my latest electro-magnetic gravitational propulsion theories, I'm a pro surfer, mountain climber, Kung-fu expert and volunteer fire fighter - PLUS I'm the founder/preacher of my very own Church! I'm also a CPSI
"certified professional sex instructor" - First Lesson is Always Free - and
I aquired my NKVP masters degree "nuclear
kamikaze vagitarian professor" from UofLC
(University of Lucky Chicks). Needless to say, I'm quite skilled at
anything concerning the field of Vagitronics and Vaginaology.
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